What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How can couples reverse the buildup of resentment once they notice it?

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

What do you do to make yourself sleep early?

From Russia With Love

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What does pompano fish taste like?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.